THIS...had to be it...

THIS...is inspiration....

THIS...is music...

THIS...is the strength of the human mind...

THIS...is what made me cry last night...

THIS...is Paul Pots

i love music....and the world will not be wrong if they saw me in my car...by myself...and my ipod...and termed be unfit for human contact.

but it rarely makes me cry...

this...had to be it...

~a

games people play....

since the day i was born...i have been observing people. i noticed the mole on the doctor who gave birth to me and the fact that her stethoscope's left earpiece was bigger than the right one..! but then thats not observing people...so nevermind...

i find it as a good pastime...! even mre so when i see some dudes doing stuff that i just dont get...

for instance...picture this...

4 elevators in my office building..! 9am...5 people waiting on the lowest floor to go up...! a gentleman arrives from behind...makes his way through the 5-body crowd...and presses the up button...AGAIN...and AGAIN...!!

wtf was he thinking..! that the 5 of us are long lost buddies who are staring at the elevator walls trying to remember the day we played football in the rain...? or we are just zombies who have been working so hard that we stand infront of elevators wishing and praying that it comes down...u never know...u seee..!!

bugger...!!

and picture this....

mumbai airport...the new delhi flight is ready...all lining up to the bus that shall carry them to the machine of tight haristyled women and emotionally poisoned food...! and there you see Aamir Khan...! note that he is not trying to hide him....so if one has been born in the last year...there is no way that you cant recognize him...

a gentleman...mid 40s...comes up to him...and goes...

"are you aamir khan?"

no sherlock...i am bappi lahiri and i have been gyming for the past 6 months. but the friggin gym was so expensive...(bipasha basu also comes there u see)...that i had to sell off all my gold and thus u see me now in a body tight tee...and jeans...and no gold..

this is worse than the pre-historic habit that has engulfed motherkind...of asking..."tum aa gaye" when she saw er son come back from work...

people...i tell u....

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work has been crazy lately....but awesome fun. helping shape the future of media and entertainment in india...and its somehow orgasmic to sit back and think that the room you just stepped out of...after your discussion with the CEO...was witness to something that will change the entire landscape forever...

and u urself will get to witness it...

bliss...

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lately i have been itching myself with a lot of b-plans. dont know when and how to take the plunge...cause at some level you know that inaction right now can be suicidal...someone else will surely pick up your idea...and there....gone....

any people who wanna fund me...?

~a

WTF...

this is it....ladies and gentlemen...this is it. mankind has finally found a negative IQ species....and like everything else....this too lies in India...

presenting...

the former human friggin development minister of india...

He viewed that sex education will transform student teacher relation into that of a man and a woman. “I think the government wants to import the western culture of sexual relation between student relation to India,” he said.

He said introduction of sex education was what multinationals did to create the desire for sex among teenagers to sell their products. “It is not sex education. It is education to sell condoms,” he alleged.

Catch the story...at your own risk...


and if this wasn't enough...we have UP teachers (crap...how did Bihar lose out!!)...crying out loud...

"The books on sex education supplied by the government should be promptly withdrawn," "If they fail to do so by July 21, we will be compelled to make a bonfire of these books in public." "We have decided to take this extreme step in the larger interest of both students and teachers," he added.

ummmm...whose interest....again...????


I have an idea...
why dont we get all the politicians together....

actually...you know what...
i give up....

~a

education....crap...!!!!

am a disillusioned person lately...

i have always believed that education is the solution to a lot of problems facing the world today. ofcourse...arjun singh also believes so...but he takes the entire concept a little too far...! and yah...even with a world of only PhDs...we might still have bappi lahiri composing music...and going..."pyaar beeeena chaaaeeeennnn kahaan re....yaar beeenaa chaaaaeeeennn kahaan re..."

anyways..so yeah...education...everyone felt that...and so did i...and i didnt think i was wrong. typically you would have the educated class as the one who thinks the way humans shud...with a constant struggle to educate the society...and 'better' it even further...

and then...my hypothesis was tht people who fall into bad hands are the ones who are vulnerable...who are soft and weak..! imagine a dude...born into a poor family...for him struggle is his destiny...! he will hv to work a lot of things off...to get to a good level in society. some might succeed...many probably wont...

and then will come the easy way outs...the underworlds...the robbers...the petty thieves...the peddlers...

F***...NO....thats not true...!!

"...The first Indian national known to have participated in a suicide bombing outside the country..."

he is a friggin nuclear physicist....a friggin PhD...a product of cambridge university...who had everything working for him...! he had a family that cared for him...a country that respected him....foreigners who trusted and let him in...

and he is a terrorist today....

why dude....why....? what wasnt right...?

why...

~a

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~a