of exams...and their effects...

6 months have passed by…and time presents itself as “oh my god…6 months…it was just yesterday” and also as the occasional… “I feel my mom left me here as soon as I was born…!”

And the culmination of the core courses was the exams.

Management of Organizations

Question 1: People like you if you like them…! True/false (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Question 2: Analyze the situation through the 4 lenses

Me: “what lenses are these…? Damn…!”
Me: “ok…cool…chill…I shall wait till my neighbour starts writing. I shall gather the 4 lenses from him and then plug in my thoughts…!”
15 fifteen later…
Me: “why the hell isn’t he writing…he seems to be done with everything else…”
5 more minutes…
Me: “DUDE…HE IS WAITING FOR ME TO WRITE THE SAME ANSWER…DUHHHHHHH…!”


Strategic Analysis of Information Technology

Tick whichever is applicable:

Question 1:
India will benefit from Outsourcing IT only if it develops:

1. Price arbitrage


2. Quality arbitrage


3. Efficiency


4. Effectiveness


5. Option a, b, c


6. Options b, c


7. Options c, a


8. Options a, b, c from the previous question


9. Options b, c, from question 23


10. Options a, b, c incase you didn’t read option e


11. None of the above

Question 2:
Remember the day we had that IT seminar? Yah yah…the last day of the class. Ok…right at the time when you decided to take a power nap…ummmm…it was 4:37 pm…I guess 47 seconds down…some dude by the name of Narsimha rao made a statement. What was the last word of the statement…?

1. Thanks


2. Bye


3. You


4. Infosys

Investment Analysis

Question 1:
Bacho…yeh hai humhaari daaton ki banaawat. Now calculate the present value of your teeth upto the 32nd decimal point…and then find out why you should go long on a call option for the same. If you don’t have any clue of the above, then leave the room…cause the next 9 questions are of similar nature…!


Government, Society and Business

Question 1:
Population of India is

1. 1.01 billion


2. 1.011 billion


3. 1.012 billion


4. 1.013 billion

Question 2:
Human Development is all about:

1. Quality of life


2. Security of life


3. ACs in your rooms


4. 24 hours café at SV1


5. HDI


6. PQI


7. CGI


8. PMS


9. HIV


10. AIDS


11. BCG


12. ATK

PS: there is one and only one correct answer

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It was surely a great ride these 2 days. Studied like a dog and realized that it just wasn’t your day…! But then…its over…and that’s good. Am looking forward to the coming week…relaxing at home…chilling out with R…and just having a great lazy time…!

Have loads of word to do as well. Innovation challenge, ELP and then resume building etc…! So won’t be entirely vain all this while…

For the 1st day today…I am spending a day just by myself…with nothing to do. And it’s such an awesome feeling. However, the course packs for the next term tell me that I shouldn’t get used to such days…!

Chalo…dekh lenge term 5 ko bhi…!

Will be off for a week…have a great time everyone…!

~a