Wednesday, November 29, 2006

hrithik shud start wearing a.....

So life has been pretty hectic for the past 10 days. Took a day off to attend a friend’s wedding which eventually turned out to be quite a hectic and an enjoyable experience. I can see why the director ever thought of coming up with a “hum aapke hain kaun”story line. Marriages are quite fun in their own way.

And then work has been quite involving…and orgamiscally exciting. I never knew I would enjoy marketing, the way I am right now. Am leading the marketing strategy implementation for our client…and its awesome. The thought behind brand development…interacting with agencies…and hearing them share their perspectives on how we should position ourselves. All of it is quite fascinating…and quite new…to me. Am loving it.

However, in this welcomed madness the last thing I wanted was a crappy movie. I guess god was traveling with ear plugs on when I was praying not to get me into that one bad show.

So last night I watched Dhoom 2

Now now…don’t get me wrong. Its slick. Definitely. Slicker than most bollywood stuff I have seen. But for god sake…I mean…gimme a break…what is it…? James Bond magnified?

Frankly I had expected more. The action scenes were just overdone…and OH MY GAWD…with logic taking a long ass leak while those were being shot. Friggin cop jumps off the cliff…when the thief has done so 3 seconds back as well. But hey…thief has parachute…cop just has biceps…! So lo behold…cop jumps…and no…he is not trying to land on the parachute…no no…that too feminine for such a shot…he jst tries to position himself so that he lands right on the back of the thief. And after some hot gay romance…they kiss…and live happily ever after…!!

and some things were like....wtf...!! what is the queen doing in the middle of the desert of namibia....and WITH THE CROWN...??? and entry of abhishekh...toooooo much. the dude emerges from underwater on a sea scooter...wearing leather jackets..!! wuuuhuuuuuuuuuu...!! i can understand why he would do something like this...!! cmon...with all the female fish hittin on him...he cudnt be at his worst...!!


i think he should simply start acting for a change...!! ummm...and shaving as well..!!

My biggest takeaway…hrithik should start wearing a bra..!!

My biggest observation...i think aish can wear the same bra...if u know what i mean...

and does everyone think that the kabul express trailers are quite awesome...????

~a

8 comments:

educatedunemployed said...

what do you have agaisnt the Indian film industry and are you jealous of man boobies???

And thanks you do a rocking job of ruining any movie that I plan to see.*angry*

And and..just for the record...Johny boy kuch bhi karta hai it is quite awesome.

ankur said...

me jealous of man boobies..??? dude...were u on coke when u wrote this..??

and hey...if the movie is bad..it shall draw such feelings. cant help it. and who the f is johny boy..?? or tht the pet name for Small B..??

Anonymous said...

Ouch to the biggest observation.

Ofcourse, I was shaken out of my dreams when i saw her on the 60 min show a year back. Man, what a pathetic false accent!

ankur said...

aah...the accent..!! u bet..!! it was worse than mine..!! :)

Anonymous said...

care to explain why there was lack of logic with the 'jump off the cliff' scene.

And why exactly do you think the action scenes were over done?

Anonymous said...

Care to explain why there was no logic in the 'jump off the cliff' scene.

And why exactly do you feel that the action scenes were over done?

Anonymous said...

@db -
Dreamer huh? Tell you what. Help us out with the stochastic odds of landing on the thief.
Take a medicine ball and throw it off the cliff with a parachute. Then jump off the cliff.
When you DO land on the ball, which oh! i'm sure you will, then come back and tell us all about it. Ok?
Cool. Go ahead Rambo.. oh i mean.. Abhishek.

ankur said...

DB:
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Thanks dude..! :)